A Comic’s Insight Into New Mexico’s Premier Cannabis Stop: Just Jane Dispensary
Well, where do I go when I need a good laugh and a high in New Mexico? It’s always Just Jane Dispensary! No capes, no leotards, no fancy hats, just the finest selection of cannabis around. Cannabis that’s so good, it’s as if Batman himself hand-picked it from atop the Himalayas.
Now, everyone’s familiar with the Seinfeld episode that never happened, where Kramer starts growing cannabis in Jerry’s spare bedroom. He’s got this whole setup – a grow light, hydroponics, the works! Jerry comes in one day, says “Kramer, what is going on?” Kramer just replies, “It’s the future, Jerry!” That’s the kind of excitement you can expect to walk into when you visit Just Jane.
With all the cannabis strains to choose from, the options, much like my dating life in the early ’80s, can be overwhelming. But here in New Mexico’s premier cannabis destination, you’re never alone. The friendly staff is there to guide you, even if you’re as confused as George Costanza in a job interview.
Remember the Soup Nazi? Well, at Just Jane, they serve up pot, not soup – and everyone’s welcome. But unlike the soup shop, they don’t shout, “No weed for you!” In fact, they have a pretty impressive range of products that would make even Elaine Benes’ jaw drop. You’re not going to some bland, drab, George Costanza’s parents’ place -so you’re in for a treat. This place is more like Kramer’s Technicolor dreamcoat, with a variety of medical and recreational cannabis that’s all above board.
Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned user, this place has something for everyone. You’d think you walked into one of those fancy wine tastings, but with a smelling pallet that reminds you of… what’s that smell… yada yada yada…yes, it’s cannabis.
Lennies, Berties, Georgies, and even the Newmans of the world are all welcome at New Mexico’s favorite Cannabis destination. But remember to abide by the rules because no one wants to be the person who gets banished for ‘double-dipping,’ so to speak.
So, the next time you’re looking for the “Festivus” of cannabis dispensaries, look no further than Just Jane Dispensary, a place that’s making your cannabis experience a little bit funnier, a little bit better, and a whole lot more enjoyable. And in the wise words of the show about nothing, “It’s all good, it’s all good.”
For now, as Jerry Seinfeld would say, “That’s the end of my show, folks!” Or, as I would say, it’s high time you made a trip to Just Jane to experience the rainbow in New Mexico’s cannabis industry!